Pitchfork has reverse engineered the recipe for “Tenderoni” by Chromeo and came up with the following:

• 6 cups repetitive keyboard space bass
• 2 cups “Staying Alive” disco guitar
• 3 tbsp Zapp & Roger vocoder
• 1 tsp cowbell
• 2 small bags of keyboard handclaps
• 1 fake fadeout

Bring space bass to a boil. Stir in disco guitar, handclaps, and vocoder until an even mixture is achieved. Sprinkle cowbell into broth. Let cool. Pour into bowl, and carefully place fadeout on top. Serves two creeps.

After listening to this track way too many times, we’ve found that there is no way to argue this. The rest of the Chromeo album, Fancy Footwork, is just as solid and the perfect way to start your day. Grab the “Tenderoni” MP3 download below, here and once you’ve looped it a hundred times or so,  grab the remixes.